June 29, 2010

A Day in the Mind of Lexus - Part I

Lexus: 'Hummm, what is this weird object?' sniff, sniff. "It doesn't seem to be harmful. I wonder what these weird buttons do? Maybe if I sit right on it and push these buttons...' beep beep beep.Lexus: 'Oh my!!!! Weight! Body fat! That can't be correct. It must be in ounces. Wait, that says pounds! I don't believe it! This thing lies!'


  1. Seriously . . . if cats could talk, I'd bet most of them would be stand-up comedians! :)